[Let's see... does she want to argue semantics, here? "Police officer" feels a bit like small potatoes compared to what she's aiming for, but at the same time...
Nah, not worth it. Not really.]

I mean, not really a police officer, but that's close enough. But don't you think it's better that I'm on edge if I'm supposed to be something like that?
I'm ready for anything at a moment's notice.

[...]

Plus you keep shoving things at me. Anyone's gonna flinch if you just shove things at them without warning, you know.

[Look, she's the anxious sort, you can't just DO that without giving her a heads up --]